May 2013
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
New episode of Doctor Who tomor--
mattsmjth:
consult-the-doctor:
ouch
my heart
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
bleerios:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
ianthe:
schmergo:
ianthe:
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an...
Great tumblr mysteries
franzis-frantic-thoughts:
i-dobelieveincommas:
The name of the Doctor
What happened in Budapest
How Sherlock survived
Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
What the fuck is Homestuck?
boygrimlark:
scout-ebubbles:
docot:
freddybenson:
leovaldezstyle:
freddybenson:
A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
timeywimeyteapot:
timeywimeyteapot:
wow hey look free wifi
i clicked it and now i dont know where i am but theres wifi so it’s okay
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE...
winchestermenofletters:
waitingforarthurpendragon:
winchestermenofletters:
ATTENTION —
My mother agreed that if this gets 100,000 notes (a lot I know!) my internet friend from Wales can come and live with us for a week. PLEASE please help us out here guys? How amazing would it be to get to meet your Tumblr-buddies?
Still can’t believe this got the notes ALLY IM COMING TO SEE YA YAY
YEAH...
winchesterwhowatson:
so i just found a thing
?
is that even-?
okay that’s not
???
is that even legal
“Rose is open, honest, heartfelt, to the point of being selfish, wonderfully...”
– Russell T. Davies, The Writer’s Tale (via doctormaster)
winchestermenofletters:
cumberbarlow:
winchestermenofletters:
waitingforarthurpendragon:
winchestermenofletters:
ew ur gross
:O U stink wrse
I actually think that’s not true because I am American
bitch, please
*sigh*
you win
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i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
myhead-itskillingme:
to anyone who says rory doesn’t deserve amy or amy deserves better i will personally shove my entire arm up your asshole
flirtykurty:
OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”
I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE...
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:
sherloquent:
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:
deucebag:
theresavoidinmypolaroid:
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
it’s a cold and...
a-for-antisocial:
rnackenzie:
is ruining people’s lives a hobby
no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
flawlesstrueperfection:
if you never had to actually have your rights voted on because you always had them by default i think it’s safe to say you can sit the fuck down
tapdancers:
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
fatty-fitty:
I’ve learned more about health, fitness and how to love myself more on tumblr than I have in 15 years of school and I think that’s a little bit fucked up.
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
