tvjojo:

*goes up to a straight couple* so who’s the silly rabbit and who’s the cinnamon apple?

(via unchillfeminist)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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(via mykidneys)

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

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and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

(via we-are-shadows)

gallifrey-feels:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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that is beautiful

(via we-are-shadows)

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss, via unchillfeminist)

ztacey:

How to Talk Australians - Episode 2: ‘GRUB’ (x)

(via kevinjonasmakesmeuncomfortable)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink, via we-are-shadows)

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

(via the-fandoms-are-here)

lovelylavenderchild:

pardonmyfro:

adreamdeferred:

dollface-galactica:

dynastylnoire:

Lupita Nyong’o as Storm

i got chills

^^^omg me tooo!

listen

Whoa

I’m here for this

(Source: blvck-n-gold, via the-warden-commander)

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

  • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
  • GO FAST
  • NEVER USE BRAKES

(via the-warden-commander)


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